As crazy as it sounds, this will be my last post from the wonderful country of New Zealand. During my six months here, I've picked up a few things:
1. If you don't have Kiwi feet, you can't get Kiwi feet - My bare feet still hurt from trying.
2. Kiwis are the nicest people until they get behind the wheel of a car - Some chick threw her middle finger up at me.
3. No matter when, no matter where and no matter how many times I see it, the Haka is the coolest thing EVER!
4. Sweet as doesn't mean my squats are finally paying off.
5. Roundabouts - After I got the hang of going around them the right way, I still hate them.
6. Rugby yes, Netball no - Some sports just shouldn't be played.
7. Sheep - Nothing like seeing them walk around someone's front yard instead of a dog.
8. Seeing a dead cow on the side of the road is surprisingly funny.
9. Australians suck - OK I don't really believe that, but that's the word on the streets.
10. No such thing as specialities - There's nothing wrong with a bakery serving Chinese food, a cafe serving pizza or my personal favorite The Motorcycle Cafe.
BONUS: Rachel Ray doesn't exist here - No cookbooks, no TV shows, nothing. I wonder what she did to piss them off?
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